Poppycock & Tommyrot Track

POPPYCOCK AND TOMMYROT Here’s poppycock and tommyrot and hot to trot erotica Here’s Hottentot and polyglot and melting pot exotica Here’s slogans in a broken tongue and duggins to provoke the young And therapeutic penguin dung imported from Antarctica Here’s hurdy-gurdy murderers and penny-dreadful tragedy The bunk and mumbo-jumbo under my financial strategy A shot of modern schadenfreud to stimulate the adenoid And fill your apathetic void with agitating gadgetry Here’s lotteries and slot machines for drudges’ dreams to hinge upon Here’s crutches, creams and panaceas for chondriacs to cringe upon Here’s endless alcoholidays deserving of a Rabelais And needless dope the debauchees are slaking their syringe upon Here’s spirits of anomia to rouse you from your ennui The tinsel trinket picayunes defining whom you want to be And when you find you’ve played the dupe your satiated grin will droop and all your cash you can’t recoup I’ve packed it up and gone to sea