The Abominable Snow Man Yeti Track

The Abominable Snow Man Yeti

I awake from my tent. There has been some white coverage
Man I fucking hate snow. Why do I take this suffrage?
I look off to the distance I see a white furry floof
So I follow on my stead gallops with his hooves
Fred my stead gallops and when we proceed cautiously
And holy shit it’s the Abominable Snow Man Yeti
And holy shit it’s the Abominable Snow Man Yeti
I thought this was only a hill but I found out it’s a mountain
It’s wicked cold I feel the polar vortex. Feels like a frosty fountain
This Abominable Snow Man Yeti I thought had some advice
But I found out it was a trick to draw me in closer. Tried twice.
The Abominable Snow Man Yeti lashed out and threw a rock
And holy shit it’s the Abominable Snow Man Yeti
And holy shit it’s the Abominable Snow Man Yeti
It did only graze me and my denim that I am wearing fuck
Now I have transformed into cardboard man. Watch out snow man!
So there was an epic battle floof and card board man
There was clawing and roughing and socking and powing
This Abominable Snow Man Yeti didn’t know what this fucker was sowing.
And holy shit it’s the Abominable Snow Man Yeti
And holy shit it’s the Abominable Snow Man Yeti
Eventually card board man got the pin but not for too long
The abominable snow man yeti was quite big and strong
There was a tussle that lasted for hours to prove who would win
It ended in a tie and card board man and Abominable Snow Man Yeti friends
TILTHE END….