Old Leftist Love
Bob A. Feldman
A satirical folk song--written in the 1970s (with some updated lyrics added in early 21st-century)--which explains why "old leftist love" can begin to cure what's wrong with U.S. society; aad why leftist folks are generally more attractive than non-leftist folks.
(verse)
You can keep all those women
With their false looks
You can keep all those women in their tubs
You can keep all those women
With their fashions
But just give me some Old Leftist Love.
(chorus)
For old leftist women are funky
And old leftist men they got soul
And Old Leftist Love it can cure you
Of every disease I know.
(verses)
You can keep all those men
With their straight caps
You can keep all those men in their sports pubs
You can keep all those men
With their cologne
But just give me some Old Leftist Love. (chorus)
You can keep all those women
With their money
You can keep all those women with their false hugs
You can keep all those women
On the TV
But just give me some Old Leftist Love. (chorus)
You can keep all those men
With their flag pins
You can keep all those men with their war guns
You can keep all those men
With their dot.coms
But just give me some Old Leftist Love. (chorus)
You can keep all those people
With their mainstream
You can keep all those people with their big clubs
You can keep all those people
With their cell phones
But just give me some Old Leftist Love. (chorus)