Jimmy Jesus Hands
LOPKERJO
Jimmy Jesus Hands
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LOPKERJO
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Religious Beliefs vs Rationality.
Freedom comes with certain rules, for the benefit of all. Regardless of beliefs. Jimmy makes his decisions with his emotions, not rationality. He may have an IQ, but that makes him act stupid. Probably the worst evil in the universe. Stupidity.
Music/Lyrics by John Lopker
Popular USA Majority
Jimmy works at your restaurant
Preparing food for you
He never washes his hands
After going number two
Jimmy's afraid of bathroom soap
Washing hands is too experimental
The research has a long way to go
His body, His temple
Oh My God I love that dude
And his dirty little bathroom scam
Let's go get some food
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Jimmy's exempt from being clean
That's a freedom he enjoys
Jesus takes care of Jimmy's hygiene
His hands, his choice
Jimmy prays every night
To be exempt from other things like
The ten commandments
Drunk driving, and stopping at red lights
Oh My God don't you love that dude
And his dirty little bathroom scam
Let's go get some food
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