Redneck Planet Mars | Planet Earth is our Plan A Track

Spaceship Earth

If you want to move to Mars
I've got some news for you
First of all it's really far
It takes a year or two

And if you ever get there
Don't forget your oxygen
Mars ain't got no air
You'll have to cut down on your breathing

You may get mighty thirsty
But there's no water on Mars
So don't wait for a cloud to burst
You'll have to pee into a jar

Bring pajamas, your gonna freeze
Mars gets mighty cold
Minus 180 degrees
You won't need no birth control

Planet Earth is our Plan A
We have no Planet B
Planet Earth is our only way
But you may disagree

If planet Mars is your Plan B
Careful what your wishing for
If planet Mars is your fantasy
I'll tell you one thing more

There's no monster trucks
No NASCAR, no Country Music Channel
No tanning beds, no tube tops
No Wranglers and no flannel
No Pop-Tarts, no Budweiser
No ice cold Mountain Dew
No cornbread, no Fritos
No MoonPie, no squirrel stew
No Waffle House, no Wallmart
No corner liquor stores
No pancakes, no Valveeta
No flying dinosaurs
No corn nuts, no Chuck E Cheese
No pork rinds, no fast food
But losing weight will be a breeze
Planting potaters in your poo

Planet Earth is our Plan A
We have no Planet B
Planet Earth is our only way
But you may disagree

If planet Mars is your Plan B
Careful what your wishing for
If planet Mars is your fantasy
I'll say just one thing more

Good luck my friend, Godspeed
Party hard on Planet B

Good luck my friend, Godspeed
Party hard on Planet B

Good luck my friend, Godspeed
Party hard on Planet B