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What’s The Deal With ‘Dilbert’ Creator Scott Adams?
Newspapers dropped the comic strip Dilbert in response to comments made by its creator, Scott Adams, who called Black Americans a “hate group” and urged white people to “get the hell away” from them.
There’s a pile of poo
In the middle of the room
You can see it every day
On the comic tube
Take a sip of coffee
Defecation begins
Pretty soon you’ll see
That shit eatin' grin
The turds tumble
Food for disgruntled
Involuntary virgins
Trousers unbuckled
About a half hour in
The diarrhea begins
Splatters the boys
Laughing with joy
When the show is over
Everybody feels better
That big pile of poo
Is blamed on you
On the enemy
On the other
All of THEM
Of another color
THEY are to blame
Says the defecator
Look what THEY did!
Claims the hypnotator
THEY are the cause
Of all our afflictions
THEY are to blame
We are the victims!
There’s a pile of poo
In the middle of the room
You can see it every day
On the comic tube
Take a sip of coffee
Defecation begins
Pretty soon you’ll see
That shit eatin grin
THEY are the cause
Of all our afflictions
THEY are to blame
We are the victims
There’s a pile of poo
In the middle of the room
You can see it every day
On the comic tube
Take a sip of coffee
Defecation begins
Pretty soon you’ll see
That shit eatin grin
THEY are the cause
Of all our afflictions
THEY are to blame
We are the victims