Fantasyland Deadender | Jesus Elvis Tarzan Fantasy Track

Flimflam

I see Jesus in my toast
I see Elvis all the time
I like Fox abuse the most
And Talk Radio sicko slime

My religion is the best
My politics are just right
My opinions quite correct
My conspiracies bonafide

I coulda been really great
I coulda been a contender
But I really hate to cogitate
I'm a Fantasyland Dead Ender

The earth was made in seven days
6000 years ago
I don't believe in climate change
It's a flat earth, I just know

I once had Bigfoot in my sight
Holding hands with Slender Man
I got a photo in black and white
They say it looks more like Tarzan

I coulda been really great
I coulda been a contender
But I really hate to cogitate
I'm a Fantasyland Dead Ender

I made up my mind and that's that
I got my own reality
Got my own alternative facts
I got my own actuality

I don't trust my lying eyes
I don't trust your fancy words
My mind is customized
By belief in the absurd

I coulda been really great
I coulda been a contender
But I really hate to cogitate
I'm a Fantasyland Dead Ender
Fantasyland Dead Ender
Fantasyland Dead Ender