Self-Gelded Man | Kevin McCarthy
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Self-Gelded Man | Kevin McCarthy
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I thank the brilliant and funny Charlie Sykes for coining the term "SELF-GELDED" to describe how Kevin McCarthy became Speaker of the House.
Charlie Sykes hosts THE BULWARK PODCAST (#1 political podcast)
https://www.thebulwark.com/podcast/the-bulwark-podcast/
Speaker of the House
Kevin McCarthy
A man so well endowed
Before his date with MTG
The story all began
With his hunger for power
He wanted it so badly
To sit upon that tower
Oh how he lusted to be
Speaker of the House
He wanted it so much
The only thing that aroused
Finally came the day
To fulfill his fantasy
All he had to do
Was surrender to the crazy
A deal he did make
With the butcher Marjorie
Now he's the Speaker
Kevin McCarthy
A man so well endowed
Before the whack of MTG
She flushed it down the toilet
All the way to the sea
He looked at her and cried
His face white as a sheet
He said: "Please, don't tell my wife."
How I earned your vote to speak
She laughed and took his other hand
Put it on her knee
She said: "Your my self-gelded man"
Kevin McCarthy
Your my self-gelded man, Kevin McCarthy
Your my self-gelded man, Kevin McCarthy