I'm Still Swampfoot! Track

Introducing first a foot powder with odor destroying baking soda that absorbs 25 times more wetness than Talc
The drier of smelly swamps, the eliminator of fungal bayous and the friend of all trail runners and sweaty fucks alike
Solely responsible for removing the word “Swampfoot” from your wife’s vocabulary and the preventor of snide public comments everywhere
This product hates Dr. Scholl’s and is available in spray form
So tell me!
Why are pontoon boats showing up at my property? (My wife still calls me swampfoot!)
I’ll tell you!
High schools are calling and they want a mascot of me (My friends still call me swampfoot!)
It’s just my feet and some sweat! (My son still calls me swampfoot!)
Not some backwoods folklore, it’s a 90s throwback (Randoms still call me swampfoot!)

It’s about…Odor control! Complete control!
Odor control and complete control, swamp! x2
Complete!
Odor control and complete control, swamp!
FOOT!