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 The J. Arthur Keenes Band (3 Albums, 15 Tracks)


  • Dan McLay
The safest part of a woman to kiss is the back of the knee, or the tip of the neck. Those parts are not coated in thick enzymes, and your lips will not become stuck. Funny story. My first kiss was with a real “no enzyme” Susan. We kissed all over her breath. You can kiss the breath of anyone named Susan. Breath has no innate ethnicity, like Asians. So where are all these radios, I asked Ricky. He didn’t know. He didn’t have a clue, you could see it on his face, but still he pretended like he knew.
Ricky doesn’t work here no more, I told the lady. She laughed, and said “this was all just a test.” That’s how I got this feather.


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