"In a time when music is tainted by seriousness and douchebaggery at every turn three keepers of the gnar have taken the challenge to snatch back the thrash. The Stickers provide a positive influence for tweenage girls and aging fathers across the universe. They shall crush mountains into diamond earrings and spit in the lobes of all who oppose them. They will sext their many lovers on stage as the world waits for climax. The Stickers will snarl, boom, and bleed their way into the famished stomachs of popular culture watching the grease drip off the lips of those waiting for their chance to feed."