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Nice to Be Naughty [ft joerxworx!] by Kathleen Martin

Album Description


This piece was conceived because of a challenge on SoundCloud to cover Eartha Kitt's "I Want to Be Evil." After checking out her delightful YouTube performance, I decided the lyrics didn't speak to me, so I wrote my own version on a similar theme. In this all-original version, the music beneath my "Nice" opening is my Waltz to a Wood Thrush and then "Busier-than-thou Blues" for my "Naughty" bits.

But I encourage you to hear my first mix / mash-up using Earle Hagen's own musical duality: His Andy Griffith Show Theme followed by his glorious Harlem Nocturne as performed by Johnny Otis and orchestra at SoundCloud here:   Thanks for listening and supporting this past year!


Nice to Be Naughty by Kathleen Martin © 2016


Like the driven snow

I have always been pure.

Polite as Miss Manners.

So mild and demure.


More femme than fatale

On a path that is narrow.

More prim than low-brow

As straight as an arrow.


I colored within the lines,

Kept my ankles crossed.

Listened to my elders,

Content to be bossed.


Yes, I've always...

Dotted my I's

Crossed my T's

Minded my Q's

And also my P's


But in the innuendo,

It's my asterisk!  *

I'll shut my von Trapp now to

Break it down for you like this:


I'm gonna ...Embrace the whole Eartha

Full caboodle and Kitt!

Clad in skintight clothing

Become the girl that is "It"!


I'll be lovably wicked

From my purrs to my growls,

Scratching all my itches

On my wildKat prowls!


I'll take off my specs,

Loose my mane from its bun.

I'll be a credit to my sex

And I'll be second to none!


I'll be good to the boner

With variety and spice.

A mumbler and a moaner

More naughty than nice!


Hooching my coochie,

Grinding my bumps.

Wooging my boogie,

I'll shimmy my lumps!


In amazing disgrace

I'll fly high my freak flag.

Buy a merkin in case

My carpet needs a good shag.


Hooching my coochie,

Grinding my bumps.

Wooging my boogie,

I'll shimmy my lumps!


I'll trade in my harp

For some down & dirty sax.

I'll kick out all the jams

And be ballin' some Jacks!

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Saxophone by Jörg Stohwasser


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