The Tinsel Terrier Track

The Tinsel Terrier



What a strange evening

At last they are sleeping

And now I’m alone on my rug

I’m the one to keep this family snug



Food on the fireplace

And trees in the wrong place

I’d better behave anyway

Lift my leg and I’ll be in my cage



What’s those footsteps on the roof?

What’s that scent of animals I’ve never known before?

Now who’s that trying to get in

Down the chimney who’s that stranger on my patch?

But he’s no match for me.



Don’t you know

That I’m the Tinsel Terrier

Friend or foe

I sniff out nasty derrières



So what do you think you are doing

You’d better climb up fast

It’s fair to say I’ll bite your big red……..



Hasta la vista mate

I’ve seen you on your way

They’ll be so proud of me



Down he came backwards

Hauling his sack

Was I ever this lucky before?

I’m bad enough with choirs at the door



What a hero I will be

When I chase this guy away from my family

They’ll feed me Turkey for a week I’ll be on the news for the whole world to see

Cos he’s no match for me.



My name is Ronnie

And I’m the Tinsel Terrier

My only job is

To make this family merrier



So what do you think you are doing

You’d better climb up fast

It’s fair to say I’ll bite your big fat…..



Hasta la vista mate

I’ve seen you on your way

They’ll be so proud of me



Now that he’s bolted

I see nothings altered

I settle back down for the night



I can’t wait to see them when I wake

They’ll be so pleased I saw him on his way