Dick's Bamboo by Ergo Phizmiz
Ladies and Gentlemen, put that razor away and put on your dancing shoes. The third instalment of Ergo's Disco Van has careered into town in a hazy mist of steam and wine.
This edition, "Ergo's Disko Van Dysko", is dedicated to Dick Van Dyke and his remarkable dancing shoes.
Four slabs of uberdisco, replenished with the stench of a fat man at the end of the night in the discotheque.
TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
STEAL SOME WHITE BROGUES.
KNOCK ON PEOPLE'S DOORS THEN RUN AWAY.
DRINK IMPROVISED COCKTAILS AND TAP YOUR FOOT UNTIL IT SMARTS A BIT.