Morecombe Bay (The Cockle Pickin' Song) by Cosmo

Cosmo is a man-with-guitar. The son of a lapsed Hungarian aristocrat and a disinherited Scottish noblewoman allegedly descended from William the Conqueror, a thirst for social justice has been with him from an early age. "If I can't live in a castle," he once said, "no-one's living in a f*cking castle."