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Real Rockers Wear G-Strings by Negative Øhio

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Lyrics: [Jazzhole] No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong! You're playing so fast and playing so many notes It's about the notes you *don't* play, mmmmm! [A tiny fox] Miles Davis is Nu-Metal! [Jazzhole] I believe Buddy Rich would have been a better drummer if he played LESS notes, mmmmm! The only *real* band in the world is Toto Have you not heard 'Africa'? It's the best song, because its literally the only song I know Mmmmm, you have distortion on your guitar? What are you, a neanderthal? Mmmmm! As a drum instructor, I mainly listen to the music for the vocals I prefer Phil Collins solo, 'cause its the only thing that calms me down after I murder someone... The Oscars failed us by not saving Jazz, mmmmm! Ryan Gosling is my waifu ^^ [A tiny fox] I just wanna bang on teh drums All day and all night Just like my hero, Willie Nelson Who is Nu-Metal Yes. [Bubba Billy-Bob] I preferred Johnny Cash when he was *true* Country Not this God damn hippie, dippie, Rock 'n Roll bullshit! [satans_hestkuk69] Anything with a breakdown ain't *real* Metal, damn it! Looking at you, Black Sabbath! [Jazzhole, but wearing thick rimmed glasses and a fedora] The lo-fi production really makes the song's message Of "boy wants to fuck girl" sound so much more mature So sophisticated I feel Trap production reached its peak with Ariana Grande, mmmmm! [Jazzhole vanilla] Jazz Fusion? More like jazz losin', am I right? (Disgustingly smug laughter) Bebop is the actual bop, it slaps! [A tiny fox] (Scatting) RAAAAWRG! *Cough* excuse me... [Jazzhole pretending to be older than actual age] Chicago only gets better with age The less notes you play, the better you are Unless you're a *Rock* musician, yuck! Millennials ruined *real* music Like Starland Vocal Band [Bubba Billy-Bob] Lil' Nas X *ruined* Country! We need to bring back *real* Country, like Georgia Florida Line! [satans_hestkuk69] Everything I don't like is Nu-Metal, therefor bad! [A tiny fox] Everything I like is Nu-Metal, therefor good! [Jazzhole] Genres are so important, so I can avoid music like: Scenecore, and Posercore, and Millennialcore [satans_hestkuk69] I used to listen to Mayhem But then I saw they had a shirt at Hot Topic Now I can't listen to them anymore... [Jazzhole wearing a Morrissey shirt] It's not that I'm racist! It's that I prefer Blue-Eyed Soul over the *regular* Soul [satans_hestkuk69 ironically also wearing a Morrissey shirt] It's not *real* Metal if *girls* and *gays* like it! [satans_hestkuk69's dad, Bubba Billy-Bob wearing a Ted Nugent shirt] A relatable macho image is more important than the music! [A tiny concerned fox] 'The fuck are you guys on about!?
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UPLOADED:08/23/2021
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