Michael Flynn Ballad

John Lopker

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“General Flynn, do you believe in the peaceful transition of power in the United States of America?” she asked.

“The Fifth,” he said.

It was a surreal moment: Here was a retired three-star general and former national security adviser refusing to opine on the foundational requirement of a constitutional democracy. Flynn had sworn an oath to protect and defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic. Rule of law had been drilled into him for decades in the Army.

Now, by invoking the right against self-incrimination, he was asserting that his beliefs about lawful succession could expose him to criminal charges.

Lyrics

I hired Michael Flynn
I thought he'd be just fine
Told him to cover my ass
He told me to resign

I hire the best people
the biggest Wall Street bankers
I hired Kellyanne
Damn I'd like to spank her!

I hired Michael Flynn
To be my little whore
To help Putin make me win
To wage a global war

I hire the best people
The super uber loyal
I hire the best people
To sell my Trump snake oil

I hired Michael Flynn
To be my little bitch
To do my dirty work
With the Russian super-rich

I hire the best people
The best and biggest donors
I hire the best people
The ones with the biggest boners

I hired Michael Flynn
He told me to resign

Instrumental No
Explicit Adults-Only