Track about folk who spend more on their haircuts than a weekly shop. And saying goodbye to them before they go away. Haircuts are nice and everything, but there is such a thing as spending too much on them.
In addition, it's a commentary on the ongoing plan by the cosmetic industry to double their market by convincing men that they would also look better with a bit of lippy. Again, nothing wrong with dolling yourself up but when it gets to the point where folk (currently women) won't leave the house without putting on a bit of slap, it's gone too far. Folk should be allowed to be happy as themselves. Fuck the judgemental. Wankers.