Underpants Song Track

Public Service

Underpants are fun
They're the last thing you take off
And first thing that you look for
In the early morning sun

Underpants on dogs
Always make me smile
They look much better nude
But it gives them a little style

Underpants for guys
The boxer or the brief
Real men don't wear nothing
But a Calvin Kline fig leaf

Underpants for gals
A panty or a thong
There's benefits to both
But too many for this song

Underpants Oh No!
Said the freebird to the question
I go commando
Don't like too much compression!

Underpants are magic
When they’re your sacred garmies
Protecting your libido
From a thousand charging armies

Some underpants are tiny
Some are a rather large
But it really doesn’t matter
When it comes to what they charge

If your underpants are tight
And crawl into a crack
You’re probably better off
Rockin that ole T-back

Now I could say a few more things
About the underpants we wear
But I think we understand by now
Why we should all own a pair