To Comfort a Kettle by Ergo Phizmiz
Are any of your machines in pain, infirm, dying?
Techno Service provides custom-made electronic compositions to soothe, ease, and comfort your machine.
Send details of your machine and its infirmity email@example.com, and in time you will receive a piece of music made by the hairy gentleman to your left.
Ideally, the machine should be left alone with it’s music from the Techno Service, for a one-to-one experience.
Thankyou for your time.
To Comfort a Kettle by Ergo Phizmiz is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 International License.