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  • KOKOFREAKBEAN
  • MELON JOWL
  • RUBYJAW

THE FAKE YET FANCY STORY IN A REVOLUTIONARY, RULE-BREAKING HAIKU:

1.         LITTLE BUMBLER WOMAN EXPLODES

2.         BODY PARTS FORM THE WORDS "COMPUTER JESUS REFRIGERATOR"

3.         TREE WHO WITNESSED THE INCIDENT MORSE CODES KOKOFREAKBEAN AND TELLS HIM ABOUT THE INCIDENT AND THE PHRASE

4.         KOKOFREAKBEAN IS GETTING HIS SIXTH SEX-CHANGE OPERATION IN MEXICO AND MEETS RUBY JAW, WHO IS GETTING HIS FOURTH

5.         THEY BOND AND BUY A OUIJA BOARD AND SUMMON WITH NO EFFORT THE LITTLE BUMBLER WOMAN WHO EXPLODED

6.         SHE TELLS KOKOFEAKBEAN  AND RUBY JAW SHE EXPLODED BECAUSE SHE INTERCEPTED A FUTURE *SOUND MEMORY WAVE CYCLE* OF THEIR MUSIC

7.         KOKOFREAKBEAN AND RUBY JAW SAY THEY'RE SORRY AND HAVE HOT SEX WITH THE LITTLE BUMBLER WOMAN’S GHOST

8.         MOMENTS AFTER THEY EJACULATE INTO THE LITTLE BUMBLER WOMAN, SHE BIRTHS HERSELF INSIDE-OUT INTO A DRUM SET AND CASIO KEYBOARD

9.         KOKOFREAKBEAN AND RUBY JAW BEGIN PLAYING IMMEDIATELY THEIR FIRST SONG WITH NO PREMEDITATION AND SUBSEQUENTLY DECIDE UPON "COMPUTER JESUS REFRIGERATOR" AS THE APPROPRIATE DICTION TO SIGNIFY THEY'RE ORGANIZATION 

-SOUND MEMORY WAVE CYCLES ARE SOUND WAVES WHICH HAVE BECOME LOCKED IN THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF earth IN THE DIRECTION OF THEIR GENESIS DUE TO THEIR EXEMPLARY RABID INTENSITY AND JAGGED FEROCIOUSNESS

-THEY PROGRESSIVELY TRANSCEND TIME IN BOTH ITS PAST AND FUTURE DIRECTIONS

-IF ONE SHOULD BE SO UNLUCKY AS TO INTERCEPT A S.M.W.C., THEY WILL PROMPTLY EXPLODE 


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Computer Jesus Refrigerator on 11/23/10 at 06:15PM
THIS PROFILE WAS SEVERELY MOLESTED BY UNKNOWN, NEFARIOUS, AND SUPERNATURAL FORCES. HERE'S THE NEW ONE: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Computer_Jesus_Refrigerator/
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