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davidmumfordmusic on 02/16/2016 at 02:35AM
[note: this is a guest blog entry, a fictional op-ed of sorts, by David Mumford.]
Once upon a time, a big fat man all dressed in red roved the land in search of blood.
Fresh, musical blood.
He knew who had been naughty and who had been nice, and only he had the power to pick you, to pluck you from obscurity and turn you into a rock star. His name… was Magic Santa.
He was a cheery fellow, and he held all the keys to the Kingdom of Made-It, which was where all young, aspiring musicians wanted to get to.
But Magic Santa was no philanthropist, no charity-worker. He was a balls-of-steel businessman, and his business was retail. Magic Santa would say that he worked for you, but really, you worked for Magic Santa. And that suited him just fine, yes siree...