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Uncle_Dracula on 05/01/2012 at 08:41PM

RAW POWER(FUL) w/ Citizen Blast Kane

"Before us, it was all just a bunch of foolin' around" -Gene Wildest, regarding punk-rock

You probably haven't heard of Citizen Blast Kane, this may be due to their singer introducing them as Laser Fag, The Ernest Borg 9, Lobster Dinner, Straight To Video, Creature From The Black Neighborhood, and Reduced Lunch, to name a few... or, maybe you don't go to shows in people's basements. The duo known as Gene Wildest (vocals/sound effects), and Rick More-Anus (gui-tard) are the founders of the group. They embody the party animals in all the 1980s teen sex comedies, in their antics and music, fueled by summer high jinks, cult VHS, and cheap beer.

CBK hail from Hackensack, New Jersey, where Gene was "Hard as a kaiser roll" as the lyricist and frontman in Jumpkick & Fruitpunch. Rick, guitar wild-man, previously shredded with the preachers of sleaze, Theee Bishops as "He Who Cannot Play Guitar", and on bass in Tyrannosaurus Dracula as "Prince Matthew". Being a regular face at the T.DRAC house, Gene started jamming with Rick, promising a shenanigan laden future.

Next, in a small Moleskine® from a stupid girl, Gene mysteriously scribed the name "Chazzy D". Months later he happened upon a young drummer at a Liquor Store show with that very name. Chazzy D is to drums, as Tommy Wiseau is to filmmaking. Most recently, the boys have added Bobert (pronounced Bob-air) aka Bob Shot, as second lead guitar. They are currently recording an album of number 1 hits. Join the fan club and become a Citizen Blast Fan!

"They say that was them, and it was terrifying, and they didn't know anybody else in the locker room" -Sarim Al-Rawi of Liquor Store, on Citizen Blast Kane

-Uncle Dracula

See them live...

Their next show, hosted by a hack comedian, and following 8 other musical acts, is Saturday, May 5th, in the entertainment portion of Paterson's Annual Art Walk, presented by Petty Nobles Collective. The artists' exhibition space covers 11,000 square feet of warehouse, featuring the works of CBK's founding guitarist, and around 2 dozen others.

 DON'T MISS CITIZEN BLAST KANE, THEY ARE PERFORMING AT 8PM!

The event goes from 10am-10pm, and is located at: 60 Spruce Street, Paterson, New Jersey 07544

Coming from NYC? Take the 190 bus towards Paterson NJ from NYC Port Authority

http://www.njtransit.com/pdf/bus/T1122.pdf

 Citizen Blast Kane videos:

"Salisbury Shake"

"Honk Box"

"Fastball"

"One Shot Tony"

"Garbage Night"

"Locker Room Shenanigans"

 

CONTACT CITIZEN BLAST KANE: johnnycelentano@yahoo.com

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Mick Jagoff on 05/02/12 at 02:48PM
I hope this comment finds you well and such. I love you B. I've been reading your words. I hope I like them. I did like half of them and shit. Talkin money. You said you might pay for that shit? Talkin money, talkin time. Regodless, this is a beauty of a write up from a fairly beautiful young man. I believe I know you Uncle Dracula? What is your middle name?

Don't fuck with me,

J-Horse
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Mick Jagoff on 07/01/12 at 08:57PM
For now, and for later here is our music: http://cbks.bandcamp.com/
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Mick Jagoff on 07/01/12 at 08:59PM
New videos here: https://vimeo.com/44711503
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